Friday 28 December 2007

THE SOCIAL CLIMBER'S GARDEN

Johnny and Trish
Would appreciate your attendance
At an outdoor Bar-B-Q
On Sunday 16th July
At two in the afternoon
Dress optional.

Cooked fayre will include
Saucissons
Soused baby courgettes
Fried thinly-slice gammon
Fourchettes of canapés
Crusty rolls
And a plethora of condiments.

Fine wines, ales and other imbibements
Will be served
From our underground Cave.

A cherished member
Of our family
(You know who we mean)
Has agreed to perform
A medley of songs
Old and new
On the recorder.

Exciting gifts
Will be available
For testing
Courtesy of a house guest
From the world of television.

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